Mazo Panku, King of the Land Pirates
Mazo is the founder, editor, and currently sole contributor to the Injun. He's a heavy tea-drinker who could quit anytime he wanted, if Earl Grey weren't so damn delicious.
Kilroy del Dancefighter Estallion, the Third
Kilroy played a pivotal role in helping the Injun go from a rambling near-personal gaming weblog to a rambling near-personal gaming weblog with actual content in it. He wrote a ton of awesome stuff and eventually realized he could just write his own damn stuff on a blog of his own creation. So he did.
One day you're gonna die, you son of a bitch. You'll die, you'll be dead, the worms will choke on your corpse. Your shit's not gonna matter to you, and the people you love won't matter to you, and the fact that you missed that new episode of whatever-the-fuck won't matter to anyone at all.
I'll be there on that day, fucker. I won't dance on your grave, I'll mosh on your grave. I'll bring my friends, who will bring their heavy ass-stomping boots, and they'll assist in this. We'll get some brutal fucking metal group from Norway to come and play five or six songs about death and chaos and we'll stomp your body flat in a fit of rage.
Hope you enjoy the sun's rays, asshole, because they won't shine upon you much longer.
--Mazo Panku, attempting to argue the merits of Chulip to a skeptic
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