Stretching Non-Gaming Out To Infinity

I’ve been spending a lot of time not gaming.

Well, that’s technically impossible, since I’m just such a studly slacker and can’t not game, but I haven’t been doing a lot of what I consider worthwhile gaming. Not worthwhile as in “gaming that will save the universe with how good I do it hell yeah,” more like “not sitting around playing Flash games and hearing this on constant repeat.

Oh, and pissing off Scientologists, that’s another thing I do.

Moralfaggotry and being the cancer that’s killing 4chan aside, I’ve been slacking on the things that I feel make my life less stupid. Things like showin’ ‘em online, and drudging through the piles of RPGs I have sitting up in my Game Closet of Destiny. I guess part of the second one would be that I’ve been feeling a bit jaded about RPGs lately, but that’s digression for another time.

So how shall I fix this, I wonder? My first plot, one I tried enacting two days in a row now, was to call up my good friends and get them to play me in seventeen rounds of Arcana Heart. Unfortunately, my friends are vampires. And Kilroy has a job exterminating vampires, so they’re all out fighting each other at the secret Vampire Arcade that I’m not allowed in since I’m not undead and don’t battle the undead.

I’m on plan B then. What I’m gonna do is just quit being a baby about it and go play Counter-Strike until my eyes fall out. I would play TF2 but I kinda wanna play a game that doesn’t go at 15 FPS on my machine for a little while, you know? Ah, the joys of broke gaming.